[rhymes with kerouac]

I once attended a retreat where the participants were asked to describe themselves without referring to their jobs, possessions or accomplishments.  Okay. . .

I write maudlin poetry and sing off-key, though I have the sense to not caterwaul in the shower. I'm always writing, and can spend three hours at the keyboard without batting an eye. I have yet to encounter an unfriendly dog, an unwise cat or a small child that was not a professor. I tip waitresses with abandon and treat cab-drivers with respect, but somehow manage to annoy almost everyone else.

There is one more thing: if an Elvis tune comes on the kitchen radio I will dance to it - even if it's not my kitchen.

 

 

I can be contacted at rhymes_with_kerouac@hotmail.com